Mopeds are Dumb:

 The Mug

Hello There!

I'm racing a Puch Maxi at the Bonneville Salt Flats *very* soon, it'd be much appreciated if you could help me out with some gas money by purchasing a mug bearing a message as true as it is timeless. $20 per + $8 shipping if needed. Supplies are Limited!

Kisses,

Josh 

This is Burt Munro, btw.